Panama City Beach – Why Men Are Never Depressed

I thought you might like this for a change of pace… WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

> >

> > Men Are Just Happier People–

> >

> > Your last name stays put.

> > The garage is all yours.

> > Wedding plans take care of themselves.

> > Chocolate is just another snack.

> > You can never be pregnant.

> > Car mechanics tell you the truth.

> > The world is your urinal.

> > You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this

one is

> > just too icky.

> > You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

> > Same work, more pay.

> > Wrinkles add character.

> > People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

> > New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

> > One mood all the time.

> >

> > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

> > You know stuff about tanks and engines.

> > A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

> > You can open all your own jars.

> > You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

> >

> > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

> > Three pairs of shoes are more than enough

> > You never have strap problems in public.

> > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

> > Everything on your face stays its original color.

> > The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

> > You only have to shave your face and neck.

> >

> > You can play with toys all your life.

> > One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

> > You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

> > You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

> > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

> >

> > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25

minutes.

> >

> >

> > No wonder men are happier.

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One response to “Panama City Beach – Why Men Are Never Depressed

  1. Hi this blog is great I will be recommending it to friends.

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